Upcoming Father's Day

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Now that we're expecting, I should be able to reap the once-a-year rewards of Father's Day. I'm accused of being difficult to buy for, so here are a couple of suggestions:

Electric Mosquito Swatter
I've been lusting after one of these ever since I played with one (and zapped myself) during a business trip to Taiwan. I think I've seen them locally at Barbeques Galore a couple of years ago, but they don't list them online.

Digital Fork Thermometer
I messed up my kitchen thermometer using it on the grill, so it would be cool to have one of those fork thermometers to check whether the chicken is safely done. Bonus for one that tells you what the right temperatures are for each type of meat so that I don't have to consult the web every time I grill.

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Uncle Pat said:

Nice try, Stepan. Only one problem: I think you have to actually be a father, not just on the cusp, to reap the rewards of Father's Day. Maybe next year.

stepan said:

That better not be true, considering how well Jfer made out on Mother's Day.

Elizabeth said:

Yeah, I was kind of jealous seeing Jfer's haul, espcially considering I got nada this year and even made pancakes for everyone else! (Although it was okay doing it for Mom since she's my mother.) What I want to know is what you would do with an electric mosquito swatter? Jennifer says y'all don't get flies in your house and she won't let you use it on Homer, so when exactly do you anticipate using this? Or is it too kinky for your blog? :-)

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