Laurence

We found a loose dog in the park today. He's some type of collie and I don't think we've seen him before. We took him home and called the lost and found number on his tag, but so far they have not called us back.

They played well in the park and they don't seem to be killing each other in the back yard right now, although Homer was chewing on him a little bit and he didn't seem to care for it. I decided to call him Laurence, because he's cute in a girlish sort of way (and, as it turned out, is very much interested in giving Homer some lovin').

I hope we'll find the owners tomorrow, I'm sure they're missing him. Until then, Homer has a pal. Maybe Laurence will teach him how to fetch like a real dog.