Good god these Christopher Radko®

Good god these Christopher Radko® Christmas ornaments are butt ugly. And they go for $30+ and are HUGE. Talk about tacky, tacky, tacky!

If you want cool and sophisticated glass ornaments, go by Pier 1 and pick up some of the ones they carry. Stick with stuff smaller than 3" because when it comes to Christmas balls, at some point bigger isn't better. And of course, for the ultimate in cool, pick one of those manufactured in the Czech Republic, 'cause glass is what we're famous for.